The heating is broken, it's winter, what does a family man or anyone else do? He calls in a handyman to repair it.
With moderate success, because the heating is completely broken and can no longer be repaired. Okay, the money is there and it's cold, so he sits down on his sofa in his winter clothes and thick gloves and browses the internet for something new. He's annoyed because it's too cold in his house. He's annoyed because his children look like icicles and his wife looks like fruit ice.
But the fruit ice is sour, why? Well, because women sometimes tend to freeze, and then the fruit ice looks quite delicious ... but it's sour!
He doesn't like the fact that the icicles are building a snowman in the kitchen. So something has to be done.
He thinks about making a campfire. But a campfire in the apartment would probably not be a good idea and, above all, the faulty heating would be the least of his problems afterwards.
So far, so good. He discovers a cheap heating system. It looks good, but it has to heat and provide warmth, have low consumption and so on. He does a little research and decides on a ... Delivery / installation ... in a week at the earliest! Thanks a lot but also ...
This isn't a real story, but it just occurred to me because it's very cold in my apartment at the moment.
Problem: I have a fireplace, but I've run out of wood.
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